findingmoran:
colberican:
fuckyeahhistorycrushes:
polishhistorynerd:
Sh*t Founding Fathers Say ^^
WHY AM I PLAYED BY ANGRY PEOPLE, HAH!
THERE’S ONLY ONE WOMAN FOR BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THE LIBRARY. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THE POST OFFICE. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THE MAGAZINES. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR FRENCH LADIES, THAT WAS ME. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR BREAKFAST CEREALS. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THICK-CUT APPLE-SMOKED BACON. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THIN-CUT APPLE-SMOKED BACON. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR FIRE DEPARTMENTS. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR FIRE INSURANCE.
MY FACE IS ON A FUCKING MOUNTAIN
IS YOUR FACE ON A MOUNTAIN?